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Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Too much TV and not enough movement
Too much food, too much drink, too much fat
Going to your death too fast

It's still too early for your funeral!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Woo~

All this jiggling fat inside
Let's get rid of this belly fat
Fatality by flab is problematic
Shake and press and squeeze and rub

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Muscle cramps and exercise
Electric vibration
Eccentric sensation
Shake and press and squeeze and rub

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!


Wooohoo~

This round pink body won't budge an inch
Let's slim down Dedede's belly
Squish and stretch and squish and stretch
Fold and fold and stretch and stretch

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Hahahahaha~

You slobs don't even like to move
No motivation and sleeping all you like

Then this will be a living Hell
Punishment Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Muhahahaha~

Unless you run you'll be split in two
You'll join the other world if you don't run ahead
You'd better keep running if you wanna live
Punishment Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Woo~

You'll get thin as a noodle
Stretched until you're spaghetti
Squished in a tight narrow space
Punishment Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Clobber the meat until tenderized
Make it elastic with a strong punch
A jab and a feint straight ahead
Punishment Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Yeah~

Fat won't come out unless it's squeezed
The roller will squish you totally flat
You'll fall flat into every nook and cranny
Punishment Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

hahahaha~

Kirby of the Stars is a perfect circle
Dedede's body is a perfect circle too
And that's why you start with a circle
Aerobic Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Kirby of the Stars has to slim down
Dedede has to slim down soon

You'll both dance 'til you're thin enough
Aerobic Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Idly sleeping isn't allowed
You won't get thin unless I make you dance
You won't suffer unless I make you dance
Aerobic Heaven, GO GO HEAVEN!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!

Okay everybody, let's DANCING

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!
woo~
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!
Everybody! One two, one two, yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Yeah~

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, one two one two!
hahahaa~ yay~~

woohoohoohoo~

One two, one two, yeah yeah yeah yeah- FINISH HIM!


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Favourite Visual Artist
ME
Favourite Movies
MY MUSIC VIDEO
Favourite TV Shows
MY EXERCISE VIDEOS ON VHS
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
MEEEEE
Favourite Books
BOOKS? THAT REQUIRES SITTING DOWN
Favourite Writers
THAT ALSO REQUIRES SITTING DOWN
Favourite Games
MAKING YOU FIT
Favourite Gaming Platform
MY STAGE
Tools of the Trade
MY HEADSET, MY SUNGLASSES, AND MY MACHINES
Other Interests
SINGING ABOUT HOW YOU WILL BE FIT

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